Once upon a time, there was a boy named Nic. He was at a party one night with an evil band of villains, when he met the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. The problem was, every time he ran into her, he could not remember her name because he drank too much of a magic potion called vodka. He always called her blond girl. One day blond girl ended up working in the same place as Nic. He learned her name was Liz. They hung out and became good friends. But one day Liz disappeared. Nic was scared. He was afraid he had offended her by always telling her how disappointing the endings of her stories were. So he wallowed in his room, didnt go to work (he couldnt bear to be there without Liz) and watched Office Space for seven days straight. After a long time, he decided to search for his lost friend. He flew to Nashville, where Liz was recording her latest album, More and More Crap. He said ,Liz, Im sorry I dont listen to you and I dont think you make sense. Liz said, See..girls do rule. The pair moved to Orlando. Today you can see Liz as Ariel and Nic as Simba three times a day at Disneyworld. They lived happily ever after in Florida. The end.